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If you're a bottom, make sure you do enema,
THE RIGHT WAY! 
How to check if your ass is full of shit?
Just stick your finger deep in your ass and smell it. Any sign of smell, OR funky smell, it means NO GOOD... and that's just only the tip of the iceberg.
NO NEED TO EMBARRASS YOURSELF AND STINK THE WHOLE ROOM WITH YOUR SKUNK A.K.A real SHTF (Shit Hit The Fan), not just a figure of speech anymore. It's a real life SHTF from your ass, not pretty.
It doesn't matter how nice you look, it makes people look at you with disgust.
SO, GET SOME CLUES, DO ENEMA THE RIGHT WAY.
BASIC PRINCIPLE:
SIMPLE RULE, WHAT COMES IN MUST GO OUT, SORTA LIKE GRAVITY.
YOU EAT A LOT OR OFTEN, YOU SHIT A LOT AND OFTEN, STUPID SIMPLE. ESPECIALLY, IF YOU'RE NOT ACTIVE KINDA GUY , OLD DUDE, OR NEVER WORK OUT DUDE, IT'S THE WORST.
WELL THERE'S A LOT MORE STORED IN YOUR BODY, FASTER THAN YOU CAN GET THEM OUT.
IF YOU HAVE UNCUT COCK THAT STINKS, YOU GOTTA GO.
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW LONG YOU CLEAN AND IT STILL SMELLS. IT'S A DISASTER.

THE ENEMA

THE QUICK, EASY AND THE FULL CLEANING FOR LONGER PLAY

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FAST: QUICK & EASY ENEMA

USE SALINE ENEMA (ALL BRANDS IS GOOD), ONLY $0.99 A BOTTLE. YOU CAN GET IT NEAR THE AISLE OF THE PHARMACY, USUALLY

FIRST THING YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT

YOUR ASS STINKS AS WELL AS YOUR GROIN OR YOUR SWEATY BALLS OR ANY PRIVATE PARTS DOWN THERE  COCK, PUSSY, CROTCH etc. IF THEY'RE NOT PROPERLY CLEANED OR SCRUBBED AND SOAPED EVERYDAY.

CLEANLINESS IS A HABIT YOU DO DAYS IN AND DAYS OUT, NOT SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS ONCE IN A BLUE MOON. YOU CAN'T HIDE YOUR PERSONAL HYGIENE WHEN IT COMES TO UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL. NO PERFUME CAN HELP YOU ON THAT. 

IT'S THE SAME THING WITH YOUR MOUTH, IF YOU DO NOT BRUSH YOUR TEETH AND THE BASE OF YOUR TONGUE, EVERYDAY. YOUR BREATH IS UNBEARABLE AND DOWNRIGHT NAUSEATING"

AND THE "UNCUT COCK" PROBLEM...

SO SMELL YOUR OWN COCK BEFORE YOU GO SEE ANY GIRLS.

UNCUT COCK WITH CHEESY YUCKY SMELL, IT’S REALLY A MAJOR TURN OFF. THESE GUYS ARE SKUNKS LITERALLY IN REAL LIFE,SIMPLY NASTY SLOBS. IF THEY DON'T BOTHER WITH THEIR SMELLY COCKS, THINK ABOUT THEIR SMELLY ASSES LOL, WORST. DON'T EVEN GO THERE, AND WHAT ELSE YOU COULD EXPECT FROM GUYS WHO HAVE STINKY AND UNCLEAN COCK LOL? THAT'S RIGHT INFECTION, YEAST INFECTION, MOUTH INFECTION, ALL SORT OF INFECTIONS ETC.

 

AND IF YOU LIKE TO BOTTOM, ENEMA IS ALL YOU NEED. IT'S THE SAME PRINCIPLE, THAT YOU DO NOT GO AND SWIM IN A GUTTER, JUST TO SEE HOW IT GOES..., RIGHT? (WITH ALL THE CRAP, BACTERIA, YEAST OR WHATNOT, AND SO ON AND SO ON.) THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DON'T DO THAT...

SO YOU WON’T HAVE TO GUESS IF YOU’RE CLEAR INSIDE OR NOT (TO AVOID EMBARRASSMENT LATER ON). 

IT’S EASY AND PRACTICAL, ONCE YOU KNOW HOW TO, IT’S REALLY JUST A PIECE OF CAKE. DOING ENEMA ONCE EVERY 2 WEEKS OR A MONTH, IS GOOD FOR YOU. IT HELPS YOUR BODY TO GET RID OF MANY TOXIC FROM YOUR BODY.

 

ENEMA IS NOT ONLY FOR THOSE WHO HAVE CONSTIPATION, PREGNANT OR FOR SEX, YOU KNOW.  THAT’S RIGHT.

SALINE ENEMA IS VERY EASY TO FIND,  IN WALMART, KROGER, PUBLIX, TARGET ETC. ($1 A BOTTLE). THEY COME WITH ALL KIND OF BRANDS, AND ALL ARE GOOD. WELL IT’S ENEMA HONEY, NO NEED TO BE CHOOSY. IT’S NOT LIKE  YOU GONNA KEEP IT AFTER YOU USE IT, DISCARD AFTER USE. LET IT GO, KILL IT WITH FIRE BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS.

SO USE AS DIRECTED AND THEN REPEAT THE PROCESS, BY FILLING UP THE EMPTY BOTTLE WITH WARM WATER (3 - 6 TIMES AS NECESSARY) TO MAKE SURE THEY ARE CLEAR AND CLEAN & NO WATER STILL STUCK INSIDE  BY SITTING LONGER IN THE TOILET AFTER YOU DECIDE IT'S DONE , JUST FOR INCASE.

WHY? BECOS SOMEHOW YOUR BODY CAN BE A JERK, AND FOOL YOU, IT'S LIKE "GOTCHA, MAKE YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL DONE AND THEN SOME ".  LOL...

( VERY IMPORTANT - PATIENCE IS THE KEY, JUST PLAY WITH YOUR SMART PHONE OR READ FOR 2 - 5 MINS OR SO, WHILE YOU SIT THERE LONGER FOR THE LAST ONE, ).

HOW TO USE (FROM THE BOTTLE/BOX)

  • REMOVE PROTECTIVE SHIELD FROM ENEMA TIP BEFORE INSERTING

  • WITH STEADY PRESSURE, GENTLY INSERT ENEMA TIP INTO RECTUM WITH A SLIGHT SIDE-TO-SIDE MOVEMENT, WITH TIP POINTING TOWARD NAVEL. INSERTION MAY BE EASIER IF PERSON RECEIVING ENEMA BEARS DOWN, AS IF HAVING A BOWEL MOVEMENT. THIS HELPS RELAX THE MUSCLES AROUND THE ANUS.

  • DO NOT FORCE THE ENEMA TIP INTO RECTUM AS THIS CAN CAUSE INJURY. YEP, THIS IS WHAT MOST STUPID PEOPLE DO LOL. THEY SELDOM USE THEIR BRAIN. EVEN THE SIMPLEST THING BECOMES HARD TO DO, NO SURPRISE HERE.

  • SQUEEZE BOTTLE UNTIL NEARLY ALL LIQUID IS GONE.

  • REMOVE TIP FROM RECTUM, HOLD AS LONG AS YOU CAN UNTIL YOU FEEL THE URGE TO EVACUATE IS STRONG (USUALLY 2 TO 5 MINUTES)

  • FILL UP THE BOTTLE AGAIN WITH WARM WATER, AND REPEAT AS NECESSARY (4 - 8 TIMES) TILL IT ALL CLEAR AND THE LAST ONE, MAKE SURE TO SIT LONGER AND RELAX, JUST TO MAKE SURE NO MORE WATER STILL STUCK INSIDE.

DON’T RUSH IF YOU DO ENEMA, RELAX! IF YOU TENSE UP AND THEN TRY TO FORCE THE WATER OUT INSTEAD OF LET IT GO BY ITSELF, SOME OF THE WATER MIGHT GET STUCK INSIDE. COS IF YOU HAVE SOME WATER STILL STUCK INSIDE, IT’S A NIGHTMARE LATER ON WHILE YOU BOTTOM. THAT’S WHY, IF YOU’RE NOT A PRO, TRY TO SIT LONGER THE LAST ONE, JUST INCASE. SOMETIMES, YOUR ASS OR BODY MIGHT TRICK YOU AND MAKE YOU THINK YOU’RE ALL GOOD, BUT ACTUALLY STILL ‘NOPE!’ LOL...

IF THAT HAPPENS IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW GOOD YOU THINK YOU LOOK. YOU’LL FOREVER CREATE A LASTING IMPRESSION THAT’S HARD TO BE ERASED.

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*TO AVOID POLLUTION, THOSE WHO LIKE TO BOTTOM MUST KNOW HOW TO DO ENEMA THE RIGHT WAY. I WILL ONLY TOP IF THE ASS IS CLEAN WITH ENEMA, PROPERLY DONE.  TO CHECK YOUR ASS, JUST STICK YOUR FINGER UP AS FAR AS YOU CAN GO AND SMELL IT YOURSELF. NO KIDDING, A DISASTER WAITING TO HAPPEN...

SHOWER - ALWAYS AVAILABLE (BUT NOT WHEN I’M TRAVELLING, YOU’LL HAVE TO BE READY & CLEAN ON YOUR OWN). SO YOU DON’T EVER WANT TO BE WITH THOSE WHO DON’T DO ENEMA (OR DOUCHE FOR PUSSY) OR ASK THE CLIENTS TO DO ENEMA/ DOUCHE AGAIN.

IT’S LIKE GOING INTO THE GUTTER, THE MOST DIRTIEST PLACE IN THE PLANET. ESP. A NEGLECTED WHATEVER ASSES OR PUSSIES, STINK TO SEVENTH HEAVEN.

YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUMP INTO A GUTTER WITH ALL THE SMELL AND SEE HOW IT GOES? LOL  

THAT'S RIGHT. IT’S NO GOOD, NO KIDDING, JUST AWFUL…

 

AND WHAT A DIFFERENCE DOING ENEMA THE RIGHT WAY MAKES?

IT’S LIKE DAY AND NIGHT, TOTALLY. YOUR ASSHOLE WILL BECOME THE MOST PLEASURE  AND PLEASANT PLACE FOR YOU AND YOUR PARTNER TO PLAY….WASH RINSE AND REPEAT.

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I'M NOT INTO GUYS WITH TERRIBLE HYGIENE, NO THANKS
THE FUNKY PUNGENT SMELL REEKS FROM YOUR NEGLECTED GROIN, BETWEEN YOUR BUTTCHEEKS OR YOUR SWEATY BALLS.
 
A LOT OF GUYS' ASSES OR DOWN THERE AND IN BETWEEN, HAVE REAL STRONG OFFENSIVE SMELL. IT'S LIKE SOMEONE JUST DROPPED A NASTY BOMB ONCE YOU GET NEAR TO THOSE AREA, TISSUE-WIPED ASS THAT HAS BEEN AGES. EVEN IF THEY TRY TO CLEAN, SOAP OR SCRUB IT, THE SMELL JUST LIVES ON, LINGER.
 
IT HAS BEEN AGES OR DECADES, THE STENCH JUST WON'T COME OFF, REALLY NASTY. IT'S MIND BOGGLING MANY GUYS DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO CLEAN THEIR PRIVATE PARTS OR THEIR ASSES LOL.  OUT OF SIGHT OUT OF MIND, A REAL HUMAN DUMPSTER, DISASTER.

FULL CLEANING ENEMA (LONGER CLEANING FOR LONGER INTIMACY)

FULL CLEANING, USING THE BIDET ENEMA/ SHOWER HOSE TYPE,  WITH ATTACHMENT TO THE SHOWER.  

AND THAT, YOU HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO DO IT SEVERAL TIMES YOURSELF TO GET THE HANG OF IT.

USE YOUR COMMON SENSE...

MANSCAPE

RESPECT YOUR DATE/ PARTNER OR PEOPLE AT THE CLOSE QUARTERS. TAKE A SHOWER, SCRUB & SOAP YOUR ASS AND ASSHOLE, SOAP AND SCRUB YOUR SMELLY GROIN & BETWEEN AND YOUR ARMPIT, WEAR ANTIPERSPIRANT OR DEODORANT EVERYDAY. NOBODY WANTS TO BE IN CLOSED SPACE WITH A HUMAN DUMPSTER, DREADFUL. I HATE TO TELL YOU, I TOLD YA SO……

SHAVE THOSE BIN-LADEN BEARD AND GOATEE THAT COVER YOUR MOUTH, OR LIPS.  (DID ANYONE EVER TELL YOU THAT LONG BEARD AND FULL BLOWN MUSTACHE HARBOR MORE NASTY BACTERIA THAN A TOILET BOWL?  NO? WELL, YOU SHOULD GOOGLE THAT SCIENTIFIC FINDING. BE INFORMED) .

 

AND OF COURSE, SHOWER, SCRUB ALL SWEATING AREA, BETWEEN ASS, GROIN, BALLS, WITH SOAP AND ARMPIT. BRUSH TEETH AND  BASE OF TONGUE TILL YOU GAG, EVERYDAY. SO YOUR DOWN THERE, SMELL GOOD, AND YOUR BREATH SMELL OK. AND MANSCAPING IF YOU MUST OR NEED..

THERE ARE CERTAIN BACTERIA AND YEAST THAT LIVE IN YOUR GROIN AREA. SO, WHO WANTS TO GO DOWN THERE AND SMELL A TOILET BOWL ODOR WHILE GIVING A BLOW JOB LOL? ANYTHING REALLY, FROM PUSSIES, COCKS, ASSES, GROIN’S AREAS THAT STINK HAVE ALL KINDA GERMS, YEASTS, BACTERIA IN THERE, IT’S SIMPLY LOGIC. THAT’S RIGHT, SIMPLY UNSANITARY.

NO PERFUME OR CLEANING CAN COVER THE LINGERING SMELL THAT HAS ESTABLISHED FOR WAY TOO LONG, YEARS, DECADES. THE SMELL HAS ALREADY TAKEN HOLD WAY TOO LONG, STAYING THERE PROSPER AND JUST KEEP ADDING MORE. IT TAKES MORE THAN A FEW EFFORTS AND HABIT TO SCRUB AND SOAP THE AREAS (BETWEEN THE LEGS, THE BUTTCHEEKS, GROIN, PRIVATE AREA) EVERY TIME YOU SHOWER, TO EVENTUALLY GET RID OF IT. 

MANSCAPE:

IF YOU HAVE BUSHY, UNRULY PUBIC HAIR THAT HAVEN’T BEEN TRIMMED FOR YEARS OR WORSE NEVER BEEN TRIMMED AT ALL SINCE THE DAY THEY GREW WITH ALL THE FUNKY SMELL (EWWW). TRIM THEM, SHORT AND NEAT DOWN THERE FOR THE PURPOSE OF HYGIENE/ CLEANLINESS. LIKE MOST AWESOME PROFESSIONAL GUYS DO.

DO FIND THE TIME FOR MANSCAPING, JUST LIKE YOU GET YOUR HAIR CUT, ONCE A MONTH OR ONCE EVERY 2-3 WEEKS, DEPENDS HOW FAST YOUR HAIR GROW. YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS.

MANY JUST CAN’T IMAGINE BEING DOWN THERE WITHOUT ANY SORT OF UPKEEP, IT SEEMS UNHYGIENIC. EVEN IF YOU DON’T SHAVE COMPLETELY, YOU CAN STILL TRIM IT DOWN AND MAKE IT NEAT. MOST JUST TRIM IT REAL SHORT ALL OVER FOR TIME SAVING PURPOSE, THAT’S MOSTLY ENOUGH. EXCEPT IF YOU HAVE VERY HAIRY ASS BETWEEN YOUR BUTTCHEEKS OR ASSHOLE, YOU MIGHT NEED TO SHAVE THEM IN THAT AREA, SINCE YOU CAN’T TRIM THEM. ESP. IF YOU’RE A BOTTOM, YOU DON’T WANT YOUR PARTNER TO GO THROUGH A THICK JUNGLE TO FIND YOUR GLORY HOLE THERE, RIGHT? LOL.  

BESIDES, IT'S A REAL TURN OFF TO SEE LONG HAIRY BUSHY ASSHOLE THAT MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR APPETITE. AND THE WORSE THING, THERE ARE GUYS WITH LONG HAIR JUST GROW AROUND THE ASSHOLE, OMG VERY WEIRD, SORT OF DISGUSTING TO LOOK AT, NO MORE HARD-ONS OBVIOUSLY.

EVERYONE WANTS TO BE WITH SOMEONE WHO ARE CLEAN, THEIR MOUTH, BRUSHING THEIR TEETH & THEIR TONGUE ESP. THE BASE OF TONGUE TILL YOU GAG AND ALL OVER ( DO YOU EVER NOTICE SOME PEOPLE, EVEN AFTER THEY BRUSH THEIR TEETH, THEIR BREATH STILL SMELL HORRIBLE. YEP, THEY SELDOM OR NEVER BRUSH THEIR BASE OF TONGUE & ALL OVER. THAT'S WHERE ALL THE BAD BREATH COMES FROM, BACTERIA THRIVING THERE WITH ALL THE FOOD PASS THRU'  THERE, LICKING ALL KIND OF SKUNKS, THIS AND THAT, PROBABLY THE BACTERIA HAVE BUILT UP HIVES THERE LOL. ) , AND OF COURSE, THEIR HAIR, THEIR BODY, THEIR ASS, AND THEIR GENITALS SHOULD BE CLEAN & NO FUNKY SMELL.

AND ABOUT UNCUT COCKS, SOME GUYS SMELL PERFECTLY FINE WITH UNCUT COCKS, AND LOOK SO HOT ONCE THEY GROW HUGE, BIG ROD & NICE TO PLAY WITH, WITHOUT THE FISHY ROTTEN CHEESE, PUTRID SMELL, THAT WILL MAKE YOU WANNA PUKE. YEA, THAT'S JUST GROSS.

I GUESS THEY CLEAN IT EVERYDAY RELIGIOUSLY IN THE SHOWER AS THEY KNOW HOW AND JUST GUYS WITH CONSCIOUSNESS OF THEIR PERSONAL HYGIENE WITH A GOOD HABIT CLEANLINESS, ETC.  

 

BUT THERE ARE MORE OF THEM WITH UNCUT COCKS, THE MAJORITY WHO DO STINK LIKE HOLY MOTHER FUCKER FROM HELL!  EVEN AFTER THEY SAID THEY CLEAN IT, STILL FISHY AND EWWW, YOU CAN SMELL IT. AND THESE GUYS ARE VERY CONFIDENT WITH "OH MINE IS FINE, I'VE CLEANED IT" RHETORIC, AS USUAL.

 

I REALLY WONDER THOSE WHO LIVE IN EUROPE LOL, MOSTLY UNCUT COCKS. IT MUST BE FEELING LIKE GOING TO AN INVISIBLE WAR, WHILE DIVING AND HOLDING YOUR BREATH AS LONG AS POSSIBLE, TRYING NOT TO BREATH (LOL). 

HOPEFULLY THEY HAVE GOOD CLEANING SYSTEM OR SOME KIND OF A RITUAL DAYS IN AND DAYS OUT.  BUT I DOUBT IT, COS MEN ARE JUST MEN,  EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED.

NOW, IMAGINE THOSE WHO HAVE UNCUT COCK THAT THE FORESKIN CAN'T BE PULLED DOWN FROM THE HEAD. IT'S LIKE PERPETUALLY ENVELOPING THE HEAD, AND YOU JUST CAN'T CLEAN IT LOL. I'LL BE HONEST, I DON'T THINK I CAN DEAL WITH THIS KIND OF COCK, JUST NOT GONNA HAPPEN. I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT... AT ALL.

 

MANY GUYS/GIRLS WHO NEGLECT THEIR PRIVATE/CROTCH''S AREA , THEIR BALLS,  AND BETWEEN THEIR BUTTCHEEKS OR ASSHOLE, AND HAVE NEVER REALLY SCRUBBED WITH SOAP EVERYDAY THEY SHOWER, THEY STINK LIKE MULE, LOL. AND THEY DON'T REALIZE THAT COS THEY ARE SO USED TO THEIR OWN SMELL, BUT ANYONE WHO GO NEAR THOSE RADIATION ZONES , DISASTER . NOW, IF THAT PERSON IS A SLOB OR WORSE A FAT ASS, COUCH POTATO SLOBS, DOUBLE IT DOWN, THE PERFECT WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE LOL. 

OH YEA, AN EXPERIENCE LIKE THAT, WILL LITERALLY SCAR YOU FOR LIFE. A TRAUMA OF A LIFE TIME THAT CAN NEVER BE ERASED...

YOU REALLY CAN'T GET RID OF THOSE STENCH THAT HAVE BUILT UP AND STAYED THERE, STUCKED OR ENGRAINED,  FOR MONTHS OR YEARS AND YEARS IN ONE OR A FEW TIMES SHOWERS'S SCRUBS WITH SOAP. 

i KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING OF USING PERFUME TO COVER THE SMELL.

WELL, LEMME TELL YOU THIS, THE SMELL THAT PUNGENT, IT WILL ONLY MAKE IT WORSE.

NO PERFUME CAN COVER THE STENCH OF YOUR BODY ODOR WHEN IT COMES TO CLOSE AND PERSONAL. IT WILL TAKE TIME TO COMPLETELY KILL THOSE UNWELCOME ODOR THAT HAVE BEEN THERE FOR ALMOST ETERNITY AND BEYOND. 

WELL, MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU... DONE AND OUT!

CLEANLINESS IS AN HABIT YOU DEVELOPED DAYS IN AND DAYS OUT , YOUR PERSONAL HYGIENE, NOT SOMETHING YOU DO ONLY ONCE IN A BLUE MOON.

                             

*TO AVOID POLLUTION, THOSE WHO LIKE TO BOTTOM MUST KNOW HOW TO DO ENEMA THE RIGHT WAY. I WILL ONLY TOP IF THE ASS IS CLEAN WITH ENEMA, PROPERLY DONE.  TO CHECK YOUR ASS, JUST STICK YOUR FINGER UP AS FAR AS YOU CAN GO AND SMELL IT YOURSELF, NO KIDDING, A DISASTER WAITING TO HAPPEN.

 

AND THE "UNCUT COCK" PROBLEM...

SOME GUYS WITH UNCUT COCKS ARE FINE AND CLEAN. BUT THE MAJORITY ARE NOT, WITH UNBEARABLE FUNKY SMELL. I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH.

SO, NO UNCUT COCK WITH SMELL, IT’S REALLY A MAJOR TURN OFF.

 

SHOWER - ALWAYS AVAILABLE (BUT NOT WHEN I’M TRAVELLING, YOU’LL HAVE TO BE READY & CLEAN ON YOUR OWN). SO YOU DON’T EVER WANT TO BE WITH THOSE WHO DON’T DO ENEMA (OR DOUCHE FOR PUSSY) OR ASK THE CLIENTS TO DO ENEMA/ DOUCHE AGAIN.

IT’S LIKE GOING INTO THE GUTTER, THE MOST DIRTIEST PLACE IN THE PLANET. ESP. A NEGLECTED WHATEVER ASSES OR PUSSIES, STINK TO SEVENTH HEAVEN. YOU MIGHT AS WELL jUMP INTO A GUTTER WITH ALL THE SMELL, AND SEE HOW IT GOES? LOL

THAT'S RIGHT, IT’S NO GOOD, NO KIDDING, JUST AWFUL…

 

AND WHAT A DIFFERENCE DOING ENEMA THE RIGHT WAY MAKES?

IT’S LIKE DAY AND NIGHT, TOTALLY. YOUR ASSHOLE WILL BECOME THE MOST PLEASURE  AND PLEASANT PLACE FOR YOU AND YOUR PARTNER TO PLAY….WASH RINSE AND REPEAT.

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